March 15, 2017      3:47 PM

Caption of the session winner is announced

It came down to masturbation and hogs. Go figure

Here are the winners, per former Rep. Corbin Van Arsdale:

2017 winner:

Popular vote: “Relating to the regulation of men's health and safety; creating a civil penalty for unregulated masturbatory emissions” (HB 4260 – Farrar)

Electoral college: “Relating to the taking of certain feral hogs and coyotes using a hot air balloon” (HB 3535 – Keough)

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