August 22, 2014      11:33 AM
Stanford: The resurrection of Rick Perry
From the left: Is there resurrection after indictments?
Not since Superman has a fella
made such a big impression when he took off his eyeglasses. Turns out, the sexy
new specs were a disguise all along. This is the Rick Perry we thought we were getting in 2012 when we left him for
dead. But he’s back, baby, and if he can keep it up he just might be change
Republicans can believe in.
We should have known better. The doddering
fool who made goo-goo faces at maple syrup in New Hampshire and who couldn’t
count to three in Iowa was not the bully who accused both Tony Sanchez and Bill White
of complicity in the murders of law enforcement officers. Watching Perry get
whipsawed by the children of a lesser God was like seeing your abusive stepfather
get laid out by a dad in Dockers at a PTA meeting. After “oops,” we
thought maybe the old guy had lost it. If he had not been wearing special
orthopedics instead of his usual boots we would not have believed he knew how
to tie his shoes.
So we indulged his attempt at
redemption, told him he looked cool in his new black-rimmed eyewear even though
he kiiiinda looked like a guy who was a little too old to be rolling up to the
club, bless his heart. He traveled the country, staying out of our way as we
focused on the campaign to replace him. Perry’s feeble war of words with
California Gov. Jerry Brown seemed
more like an audition for HBO’s VEEP than a prelude
to an actual run for the presidency. It all felt like a long goodbye. The rest of Jason Stanford's column can be found in today's R&D Department.
By Jason Stanford
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